(Source: aspergian-geek-stream, via naturalnightnurse)
A small compilation of hockey players on KissCam. Because why not?
(Source: yukonstar, via writtenmemory4)
“They say I have a sweet ass, nice tits, a real pretty dress. They say I’m their future wife, or I’d look good with their dick in my mouth. They try (and probably succeed at times) to take pictures down my shirt. They ask if they can get my number, they ask where I live, why I’m not smiling, why my boyfriend lets me walk around by myself. Then they ask why I’m such a bitch, if my pussy is made of ice. They say that they never do this, as though I’ve somehow driven them to inappropriate behavior and deserve it. They say they’re just having fun, trying to pay me a compliment. Pretty frequently they get mean, slipping into a loud tourettes-like chant of bitch-whore-cunt-slut.
Before you try to tell me that it’s because I take my clothes off for a living, let me tell you that this started way before I was 18. Let me tell you that every single woman I know has at least one truly terrifying story of street harassment and a whole bunch of other stories that are merely insulting or annoying. Let me remind you that in a room of pornography fans, who have actually seen me with a dick in my mouth and who can buy a replica of my vagina in a can or box, I am treated with far more respect than I am walking down the street.”
— Stoya
The next generation of intelligent women using the porn industry to secure their financial future. Although she is physically appealing, if you read about her you find how insanely attractive her mind is.
(Source: praxis89, via sexgenderbody)
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if you use okcupid there’s a new browser extension to keep the creeps away!
it’s amazing and you should download it
you should really reblog and share this it could actually save lives
-starts singing James Blunt’s “You’re Beautiful”-
(via oberlinsic)
DIY Wallflowers Scented Plugin
i’m about to get hippie on you all. plugin air fresheners (and tons of other stuff) have something called VOC in them. VOC stands for “volatile organic compounds” and they are highly toxic. they are chemicals with a low boiling point.
VOC cause all sorts of problems in your body: infertility (some of you may like that!), headaches, nervous system disorders, memory loss and cancer for both your pet and you…. lots of things.
i was bummed when i learned about this and unplugged mine. being a packrat i couldn’t bring myself to toss it out and thought, maybe i’ll just plug it in for the holidays and poison my loved ones only a few times a year.
then i had a bright idea:
replace the bad stuff with good stuff: essential oils, which are awesome for you and, sometimes a lot cheaper than the liquid cancer bath and body works sells.here’s how you do it.
IdleDancer: Nursing: 10 (Sort of) Good Reasons to Date a Nurse
1. Low maintenance. You won’t have to worry about them tripping in heels and tight dresses because they wear scrubs everywhere
2. You won’t have to actually pay for their scrubs. Most hospitals fork out uniform allowance
3. They may eat like crap themselves, but they will lecture the…
And the good
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IdleDancer: Nursing: ESCAPE NOW!!! 10 Reasons to NOT date a nurse
1. They are too damn exhausted for anything but sleep
2. They prefer scrubs, and consider getting dressed up wearing a “printed scrub top” with colorful clogs. And maybe some matching holiday themed earrings.
3. They may fall asleep in scrubs. And the clogs.
4. Despite being…
My life. I’m sure my partner has a litany of reasons as to why one shouldn’t date a teacher. Also, being in the hospital when your partner is a nurse is bizarre
